We cracked up when we saw a recent study that found most men don’t know basic info about their girlfriends, like her bra size or birthday. But apparently there’s plenty we don’t know about our S.O.s, too. We got the guys at ModernMan.com to spill.
He Doesn’t Tell His Guys Much About You, But Still Talks About His Exes
He Thinks Your Bestie Is Hot
He Uses Your Products Sometimes
There’s a Lot of Guy Stuff He Doesn’t Know How to Do
He’s Insecure About His Height/Weight/Muscles
He Likes Love, Actually
He Masturbates Even More Than You Think
No matter who is going down on whom, the goal is to make it as pleasure filled as possible. But since hardly anyone talks about it, it’s tough to get the good, juicy tips you need to make it mind-blowing. Well, at Cosmo we’ve never been afraid of doing the dirty work for you. So here are the best tricks for giving your guy lip lovin’. Oh, and some for you to pass along to him, so he gives as good as he gets.
“Invisible oral” can boost your pleasure.
A shocking number of women have trouble mentally letting go and enjoying oral. Sound like you? Try keeping the lights off so you can’t see him. You’ll have fewer distractions and be able to focus.
There’s a gag-proof way to go deep.
Here’s a trick that gives him the illusion that you’re taking him all the way in: Place the tip of your tongue on the roof of your mouth. Then let his member hit the underside of your tongue.
You should have him at hello.
A Cosmo poll found that 34 percent of guys say they wish a girl would surprise them with oral when they walk in the door. Tell him to text you when he’s almost home, then ambush him.
Suction isn’t just for hickies.
Many women have complained to our experts that they have a hard time getting off while he’s down south because their guy doesn’t use enough pressure. Ask him to switch up his moves and try sucking on your clitoris instead—it provides a more intense pressure.
He doesn’t always want to finish.
Many guys don’t actually want going down to be the main event. According to a Cosmo poll, 54 percent of men like oral action as foreplay.
His “boys” want to join the party.
Fifty-one percent of men complain that their girlfriends ignore their balls during oral. Try this trick: While your hand strokes his shaft, take one testicle at a time into your mouth and lightly suck.
There’s a way he’s never been licked.
The meatus—the hole on the tip of his penis—is supersensitive. Stick the tip of your tongue on that spot and apply medium pressure. It’s such a specific place, he probably doesn’t even realize it has feel-good potential, so he’ll love that you’ve discovered it.
Lube can taste good.
If you’re going to be down there for a while, you may get a case of cotton mouth, which can cause chafing on his penis. Lube can fix that. Lots of companies are making flavored formulas that taste just slightly fruity or minty, not like candy-coated toxic waste. You can buy a sample pack online at babeland.com.
Shakira had the right idea.
Many chicks complain that their guy lacks variation in technique. If you don’t want to speak up, physically move your hips, like you’re squirming from all the pleasure. It’ll give him the hint that he should vary his moves.
If you’re into it, he’s into it.
One thing that turns guys on is enthusiasm. In fact, lots of them have a hard time fully enjoying themselves because they worry that their partner hates being down there. Let him know you like it by softly moaning as you take him into your mouth.
Anonymous: my bf and i have been talking about a mff threesome for a while. i found the girl but i dont know her too well and my bf thinks it would be easier if i asked her. i want to know how i could bring up the convo and how i could ask her. also how could i ask her over chat (like fb) rather than in person. any advice?
Well, I think asking her over facebook is totally fine. I would casually bring it up, if you already know she would be into a threesome with you two. Just chat with her a little, and then bring it up. Maybe say something like, “Sooo, you’re really cute and my boyfriend and I have discussed it and thought maybe we’d ask if you’d like to join us in the bedroom? ;)” Something along those lines would probably be just fine!
Good luck! <3
Has been one big giant mess.
Not that it’s usually not… but lately it had just been worse.
My boyfriend and I broke up after 7 months. (Not that big of a deal but sucks because we spent pretty much every day together) And I decided to leave everything I had there because I didn’t feel like having to see or talk to him again. Granted, the break-up was primarily my fault, it was in his hands to resolve and he decided not to. Whatever, fuck him. There are 32984682735179203810238 gagillion people out there… Another one is bound to make me even happier. :]
Plus… The sex was pretty bad towards the end. Not gonna lie. :/
Anyway loves, I’ll be on Tumblr a lot more often now since I have time for things other than being up his ass. :]
I have been spending a lot of time out and about with friends to keep my mind off things, and school of course just never ends… But I will check tumblr daily for messages and such!
Also, if you’d like, you can follow my main account!
Xxx - Kayla.
Anonymous: Okay, so my girlfriend told me one night that she would be more than happy to have a threesome with me but has sort of left it up to me to find a 3rd for the evenings festivities. My question is how do you go about asking a girl to join you and your girlfriend in the sack? Wouldn't most girls be offended by offer? I'm a decent looking guy (nothing special, decent shape) and she is a cute girl. Any advice?
Honestly, I would look online! Online dating is so big these days, and it’s actually really helpful and it’s a good place to talk with people before actually having to meet them. And in this case, it’s not as easy to go up to someone and be like, “Hey, are you interested in a threesome? :]” It’s much better to know if the person is even into that or not first lol. Good luck!
Keep it going. 10 million by election day!
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